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When the player's golf score is above 2000: " You're doing a good job out there! Should I be worried?".Statistically, you are a wedge above the rest!" When the player's golf score is between 10: " Not quite champion level, but you'll do.".Almost par for the course, if I must say." " You're getting better! I am not fearing for my life anymore.".When the player's golf score is between 5: Duck is tasty, however, so don't give up!" " You're going to need a lot of practice, I strongly recommend padding."." If you keep swinging like that, you'll end up hurting someone.When the player's golf score is less than 500: " I tried to teach a few slick golf tricks, but she schooled me instead! I like her.".It's pretty unnecessary in a world like this." " Unpopular opinion: I quite love having around." I especially think it's unwise to hang around a place like the Corruption/Crimson/Dungeon.".How am I supposed to golf in a place like the Underground?" It has all the necessary features for golfing." " Hate to say it, but I rather hate all the foot traffic here.".I dislike my life not being the same way." " Nothing better than having all this space to yourself.".The grass grows too efficiently and makes the entire course rough." I don't like practicing my swings on top of my family and friends." " A strong gale adds challenge to a game of golf, but this is rather excessive."." This wind makes for a very difficult course.".Going outside swinging an iron is a winning ticket!" " The odds of being struck by lightning are the same as the lottery." Water hazards are a lot larger when it rains, making it that much harder to reach the green!"." Golfing in THIS weather?! Only if you like swinging around a giant lightning rod!".Time to put my club down and have a margarita." " I hit a hole in one! That's a good reason for us all to celebrate." I'm having trouble concentrating on this swing because of the obnoxious party going on around me."." I don't know what's scarier, a Blood Moon or my sister during a Blood Moon!"." The blood stains on my club? Have you seen the zombies outside?!"." Should I take up fishing? Bribing to fetch my balls out of the water is emptying my wallet!"." According to, I'm murdering a lot of her friends when I mow the lawn." has mistaken my golf balls as ammo for his musket on several occasions.".Good thing you can get water out of a cactus."

" Why, thank you! I've been stuck in this sand pit for days.

If I were trapped out here any longer, I could have come down with a heat stroke!"

" Don't go chasing water hazards, please stick to the fairways and greens that you're used to.".

" If you land on the green, use a putter! Don't let your balls go flying away when you're THAT close.".

" Landscapers must make a lot of green off us golfers.

" In this game, only losers go for that high score.".

" When I offer you to go clubbing, I don't mean downtown.

" To strike high, strike far, or to get unstuck? It's all about the club you use.

" If sand is causing you nightmares, your wedge is your dreamcatcher.".

Golf balls are lightweight and easily influenced by a breeze."

" Lick your finger and hold it to the wind.

" An early bird catches the worm, but an early hole catches the birdie.".

I stay calm, and collected, and focus on the next shot."

" I'm not the type to scream and thrash around just because my ball lands in the water.

When in a specific biome and is happy enough. Golf score over 2000, during the following moon phases:

Golf score over 2000, after Skeletron is defeated Prices can also be higher or lower based on the NPC's happiness level. Note: All item prices can be decreased by equipping a Discount Card or Greedy Ring.